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Welcome to the Year of the Dog
The Dog is a giving, compassionate personality. He offers kind words, support and advice to friends and family.
He is a listener, always available to lend an ear or a shoulder to a friend in need. Often Dogs know
more about their friends than their friends know about them or even themselves! Dogs are incredibly
attentive. Sometimes though, Dogs should pay more attention to their own needs. In private, many Dog
people worry a lot.
Years of the Dog
Eleventh in the cycle, Dog Years follow the Rooster years and recur
every twelfth year. The Chinese New Year does not fall on a specific date, so it is essential to check
the calendar to find the exact date on which each Dog Year actually begins.
Years of the dog are....
1910*1922*1934*1946*1958*1970*1982*1994*2006
New Years Resolutions
- I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
- I'll remember that the garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
- I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
- I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
- I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
- I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.
- I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
- I will not throw up in the car.
- I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.
- I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.
- I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.
- I will not wake Mum up by sticking my cold, wet nose in her face.
- I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.
- When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.
- We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.
- I will not steal my Mum’s underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.
- My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
A Dog's Diary - it certainly is a Dogs Life!
A fast joke :
A man went to a zoo but all it had was a dog.
It was a Shitzu.
Funny Videos
Cats being cats (video approx. 2.4MB)
Stayin-Alive with Dogs (video approx. 3.0MB)